I drank my morning coffee today grinning like a Cheshire cat, only interrupted by the occasional outburst of hysterical laughter. I felt like all my Christmases had come at once. Why? Well, as AOC said, “The girls are fighting.” Yes, “Grab Them By The P***y” Trump put down his “Mr Donald Putin” scrapbook, and Ket-head Musk sobbed up enough to get into the messy, pathetic fistfight we all knew was coming. If you put two kleptomaniac wannabe dictators with egos more volatile than a Starship explosion in the same room, it’s only a matter of time before one tries to cannibalise the other. And, after the astonishing amount of damage this pair has caused — not just to the US, the global political environment or global economics, but to some of the most vulnerable people on the planet — there is nothing more satisfying than watching them take each other down. So, let me dish out the tea, because after everything we have been through, you deserve to share my Cheshire cat grin.
Okay, so how did this all start?
There have been signs that Musk and Trump’s relations were fraying behind the scenes for a while now. However, the start of this implosion appears to have been Trump’s snubbing of Musk’s pick to lead NASA, Jared Isaacman. This is horrific news for Musk.
Musk’s corruption of NASA is pretty apparent. After all, the NASA employee who gave SpaceX the…